I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I'm a cat; I don't give a damn about anything. I just live life for the moment. — Lia Payne Copy Share Image
There are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat. — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
If I had a cat I'd buy another one so I could kick one and then the other. — Greg Abbott Copy Share Image
A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels. — Caryl Chessman Copy Share Image
Like a domestic cat, purring on the sofa by day, but by night, a strutting queen, a natural killer, disdainful of her… — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
“Love is whole. Love cannot be divided from itself. Love knows all paths, where even gods and cats are blind.” — F.T. McKinstry Copy Share Image
I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels. — Eric Roberts Copy Share Image
MY wild animal the only living thing in the world that melts my heart not even my dogs can do that — MrCountry Copy Share Image
My husband got the dog, and I got the cat. But the dog and cat miss each other, so we must have… — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
Cats on the bandstand, give them each a big hand, anyone who sweats like that must be all right. — Jerry Garcia Copy Share Image
The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats," it confided, "tends to be a rather overrated activity. Might… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I had always been told that you shouldn't clean the litter box when you're pregnant, because of your cat. And I think… — Emily Oster Copy Share Image
“You know, Professor, this stray kitten and you have one very important thing in common.' 'I can't imagine,' responded the professor coolly.… — David Michie Copy Share Image
I would mark 2015 down as the best year of my life. Now, I beat a couple of legends, became World Heavyweight… — Ethan Carter III Copy Share Image
“Dippy sniffs box. Dippy cannot comprehend challenging concepts such as "inside" and "outside"- attempts to balance on folded box edge. Dippy falls… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“It takes me a while to drag him out, he's got himself stuck to the axle, and by the time I am… — Dan Vyleta Copy Share Image
“I never fancied cats much till I found the First Mate," he remarked, to the accompaniment of the Mate's tremendous purrs. "I… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“I woke up with Mac smothering my face. I don’t know what it is about cats and the whole “the rest of… — Kate Danley Copy Share Image
“Yukiko rolled over. That plain, that simple. Her body was small in its moving. And her hair followed, dreaming her as she… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
