Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time our cat tries to hiss she has all choked up. That's what she gets for being mean! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I meow at cats and they don't meow back.. Unbelievably rude.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Room to swing a cat, it seemed was absolutely essential. It was an infrequent but indispensable operation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Success is like tip of the tail !!! If cat runs to catch the tail. It has to keep running forever. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The cat, morbidly obese from eating virtually all of Isaac’s meals, fell off the table like a four-legged haggis, and trudged away.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your feet are extremely cold and your warm cat decides to sit on them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cat's don't expect birthday presents, they think they already own everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a favorite cat does that make me a bad owner? Will I be a bad parent? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am thankful for cats. Life would be so much more depressing without them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Curiosity killed the cat because he wanted to know if it really had 9 lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cat," said Peterkin, turning his head a little on one side, "I love you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Arise from sleep, old cat, And with great yawns and stretchings... Amble out for love — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No heaven will not ever Heaven be. Unless my cats are there to welcome me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Man and cats are unworthy creatures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share