“I really had no control over my cat. Hell, who actually had control over any cat?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*painting your nails* one hand: perfect. other hand: looks like a blind cat did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How to become a crazy cat lady: 1. Buy a cat. 2. Buy another cat. 3. Buy another cat. 4. Buy another… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl that likes cats, like really likes cats. She also really likes Music, internet and warm hugs. No matter what she'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They're fickle animals, cats. Don't trust them. They only ever think of themselves. if they bring you luck, good or bad, you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm gonna cross 3/4 of the street, then turn around and go back for no fucking reason. -Squirrels — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can be a Loveable Sweet Cuddly Purring Angel Kitty but do me wrong and I'm a Mad Upset Hissing Spitting Hell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Through all this horror my cat stalked unperturbed. Once I saw him monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love that you make smile when I'm a kitten. I love how you make me laugh like a human being. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Daughter of Bast,” she replied, with a little bow. Cats liked to be reminded that they had once been worshiped. They pretended… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The cats were relaxing in a patch of sunlight on the rug without a thought in their sleek brown heads. What matter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There will be three cats, kin of your kin, with the power of the stars in their paws. They will find a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just one more disappointing relationship away from becoming a lonely cat lady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you love your cat more then anyone else, you need a relationship... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. --Mark Twain — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...of course, every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If cats understood technology and had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cats are mysterious kind of folk - there is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share