Cat Quotes · Page 48

I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

— Hippolyte Taine

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends...

— Hector Hugh Munro

His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

— Terry Pratchett

For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.

— Mikhail Bulgakov

Terry Bradshaw couldn’t spell ‘cat’ if you spotted him the ‘C’ and the ‘A’.

— Thomas Henderson

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

— Lenny Bruce

And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die.

— Sylvia Plath

Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details.

— Dean Koontz

I'll wager I would have screwed things up regardless. But. . .can you imagine those poor bastards grappling their prey, leaping over…

— Scott Lynch

Sweeping from butcher's stalls, dung, guts, and blood, Drown'd puppies, stinking sprats, all drench'd in mud, Dead cats, and turnip-tops, come tumbling…

— Jonathan Swift

“Dr. Beall gave him the first shot, followed closely by the second. He said, "I'll check for a heartbeat." I said, "You…

— Vicki Myron

You would wind up as a cat, I told her. They don't need anyone else. I need you, she replied. Well, I…

— Jodi Picoult

Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two…

— Robert Breault

But she was already in. Gareth couldn't help but stand back in admiration. Hyacinth Bridgerton was clearly a natural born athlete. Either…

— Julia Quinn

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never…

— Mark Twain

I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you…

— Anne Lamott

“I love you, Catherine. You claimed my heart soon after we met, a beautiful Highland selkie who kept me safe within her…

— Judith James

She had time to make room for him in her closet. The cat had time to get used to him. They had…

— Jill Shalvis

She unwrapped the blanket when she came in my door. You were inside it. She set you down on the floor and…

— Cassandra Clare

Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass." "He did that on…

— Jennifer Crusie

We've become a nation of indoor cats, he'd said. A nation of doubters, worriers, overthinkers. Thank God these weren't the kind of…

— Dave Eggers

Don't be afraid of StarClan. They will understand about Brokentail. You will be honored by our warrior ancestors for your loyalty toy…

— Erin Hunter

Domesticated animals such as dogs and cats are vulnerable and entirely dependent on us for all of their needs. They live very…

— Gary L. Francione

Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal,…

— P. J. O'Rourke

The cat sat on the mat is not a story. The cat sat on the other cat’s mat is a story.

— John le Carre

The name of a cat has to come from something that just occurs to you by interacting with the cat.

— El-P

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal

— Winston Churchill

It is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not…

— Anonymous

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

— Rush Limbaugh

I'm like an eclipse on a Friday the 13th, With black cats and Haley's Comet, Blazin' blunts in my driveway...

— Redman

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

— Steve Martin

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

— Tim Allen

When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me?

— Michel de Montaigne

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

— Charles Kingsley

“Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!”

— Jeaniene Frost

I can be singing about cat food and I'll make you think that I mean it.

— Sammy Hagar

When Jace opened the greenhouse door, the scent hit Clary, soft as the padded blow of a cat's paw...

— Cassandra Clare

I played Big Mama in 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof' when I was 20 years old at the University of Michigan.

— Margo Martindale

Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music.

— Swami Vivekananda

I think my cat is adorable, and I probably give it too much fresh chicken. Maybe if I had a child, I'd…

— Alison Goldfrapp