Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. — Joseph Epstein Copy Share Image
If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. — John Weitz Copy Share Image
The only purpose of cats is that they constitute mobile decorative objects. — Muriel Barbery Copy Share Image
To me, a mark of maturity is realizing that nobody runs the world. Fat cat politicians and secret conspiracies don't control our… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Looking at a cat, like looking at clouds or stars or the ocean, makes it difficult to believe there is nothing miraculous… — Leonard Michaels Copy Share Image
The vulture Nekhbet, who'd one possessed my gran (long story); the crocodile Sobek, who'd tried to kill my cat (longer story); and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Through all this horror my cat stalked unperturbed. Once I saw him monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not fooling around, not bothering nobody, just sitting here mending the Primus," said the cat with a hostile frown, "and, moreover, I… — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
I honestly don't hate asylum seekers - these people are cockroaches and they're doing what cockroaches do because cockroaches can't help what… — Mark Collett Copy Share Image
Do you know that cats can't wear corsets? They can't stand! Not at all! They just fall over. I know because I… — Jean Paul Gaultier Copy Share Image
Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea… — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
My cat, Kevin, has adorable habits - he waits for me while I'm showering because he loves to have his face washed… — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
You don't try to duplicate certain things that other cats do, because you could never do it as well as they do.… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
He was breathing, which is always a good sign. As gently as I could I picked him up, placed him on the… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
Words like 'unputdownable' and 'irresistible' are simply not enough for Cat Winters's In the Shadow of Blackbirds. Days after finishing this story,… — Lauren DeStefano Copy Share Image
A Grand Design we couldn't see because we were part of it. A Grand Design we only got occasional, fleeting glimpses of.… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
One of the problems of taking things apart and seeing how they work - supposing you're trying to find out how a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain! — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugly Spirit. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I've had the pleasure of playing with the baddest Jazz cats on the planet. — George Benson Copy Share Image
I mean, I'm humble... to me, I'm just a regular cat from Oakland, California. — Lance Gross Copy Share Image
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes. — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
I am a dog and a cat lover; doesn't matter which animal it is but dogs are cuter at times. — Jaideep Ahlawat Copy Share Image
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it — Susan Howatch Copy Share Image
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners. — Cory Monteith Copy Share Image
“And I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Hyphens, like cats, are capable of arousing tenderness or shudders. — Pamela Frankau Copy Share Image
