Cat Quotes · Page 18

Intelligence in the cat is underrated.

— Louis Wain

My cat can eat a whole watermelon.

— Crispin Glover

Getting Democrats organized is like herding cats.

— Al Sharpton

Cats are so interesting - endlessly fascinating.

— Gloria Vanderbilt

I've had pigeons, doves, mice. I had a cat, dogs.

— Orianthi

A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.

— Fred Schwab

He's picked clean! Eaten by cats!

— Lynda Barry

A sleeping cat is ever alert.

— Fred Schwab

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

— Mark Twain

Any cat that misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf.

— Charlotte Gray

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

— Doug Larson

People project all sorts of emotions onto their cats, and cats like it that way.

— Lisa Scottoline

These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs... Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice.

— Prodigy

Of all our sunny world, i wish only for a garden sofa where a cat is sunning itself

— Edith Södergran

We love cats more than we love women [with Marilyn Manson].

— Billy Corgan

I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street.

— Barack Obama

Women are cats ... and love to scratch even those they're fond of. Sometimes the more they love them the harder they scratch.

— William John Locke

If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help:…

— Jack Handey

If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We…

— Lily Tomlin

The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is…

— H. G. Wells

'Meow The Jewels' was a nightmare of a promise I had to fulfill. We made a joke that if the fans gave…

— El-P

The mice which helplessly find themselves between the cats teeth acquire no merit from their enforced sacrifice.

— Mahatma Gandhi

I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take…

— Geoffrey Household

I always looked up to so many people before me and was lucky to become such good friends with them. I learned…

— Kid Rock

The Lady Amalthea beckoned, and the cat wriggled all over, like a dog, but he would not come near... She was offering…

— Peter S. Beagle

After the group vet appointment--during which Lyle scratched the vet, the vet tech, and some poor woman minding her own business in…

— Sarah Dessen

The name that no human research can discover-- But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess. When you notice a cat…

— Anonymous

[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks…

— Anonymous

Happiness does not come quickly. It is not conferred by any single event, however exciting or comforting or satisfying the event may…

— Joan D. Chittister

City Ballet has to develop choreographers of stature and a new approach to coaching before everything we value about it fades away…

— Robert Gottlieb

When I visit a new bookstore, I demand cleanliness, computer monitors, and rigorous alphabetization. When I visit a secondhand bookstore, I prefer…

— Anne Fadiman

I've always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there's people used to get mad at me because I didn't hang…

— Bernie Mac

It's an honor to paint cats.

— Oliver Johnson

Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels.

— Mel Brooks

“You smell like a litter box.”

— Jennifer Hotes

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

— Lilian Jackson Braun

Robbie Keane was like the cat that got the cheese

— Stan Collymore

I'm not a crazy old cat lady!

— Melanie Laurent

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

— Steven Wright

Cats talk to whomever they please.

— Robin Hobb