Can't wait til I'm old enough to be the scary cat lady that never mows her lawn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was done with men. Totally and completely. I was looking forward to a life as a cat lady. I was going… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
It was a Friday night, she was at a club, and a good-looking man was currently giving her the I-want-to-take-you-home-and-I-hope-I-last-longer-than-five-minutes look… and… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
I'm just one more disappointing relationship away from becoming a lonely cat lady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I keep social with everyone because I want to know what's going on at every level. At the same time, if I'm… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
I think more than anything, as a comedian, I grow tired of the unoriginality of 'crazy cat lady' jokes. It's a hacky… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
“Did you know there are dozens of terrible names for old women? Crone, cat lady, hag, battle-ax. But there’s no male equivalent.” — Fiona Davis Copy Share Image
Not saying I'm going to die alone, but I don't even like cats enough to die a lonely old cat lady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Last week I placed a hand-written sign in front of my neighborhood that read, “Lost Mustache. Please do not feed. If found,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I positive Twitter was created by a cat lady as just another platform to talk about her cats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love cats. I have a lot of cat tales, ha ha, so to speak. A lot of my cats come to… — Gina Gershon Copy Share Image
