Comedy club audiences pay up to $25 per person and another fistful of cash to cover a two-drink minimum, so when they don't like something, they let you know - with silence. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Our mandate at Nerdist is that we only get involved with nice people around things that we love. We have the luxury of being… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think people have this stereotypical idea in their head of what a nerd is. People have said to me before, "You're not a… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
We will continue to address things, but in as much as I want to talk about politics as they are related to social media,… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
There are certain parts of a classic nerd's brain that can destroy that person - obsessing about things to the detriment of everything else… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Every time I finish a record, it's sort of feels like, "I can't believe that I'm hanging out and having a conversation, and people… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
A lot of people complain in the year 2003 that it's not the world of tomorrow as foreseen in the 1950s. 'Where are the… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
