Well, they'll bark you down like carneys, sell you Christmas cards in June. — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I get up early, go to the coffee shop to play cards for a while. — Scarlett Johansson Copy Share Image
I really wanted to be a dancer but that just wasn't in the cards for me. — Taylor Russell Copy Share Image
Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
We have now seen that there is no particle of evidence for the Egyptian origin of Tarot cards. — A. E. Waite Copy Share Image
Be truthful... and pay attention. I would also recommend the avoidance of credit cards. — Mary McCarthy Copy Share Image
But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
We have put over £2bn in the last three years into counter-terrorism and we are developing the electronic border surveillance and identity… — David Blunkett Copy Share Image
Upscale young men seem to go for the kind of woman who plays with a full deck of credit cards. — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
'Moonwalking with Einstein' refers to a memory device I used when I memorized a deck of playing cards at the U.S. Memory… — Joshua Foer Copy Share Image
You can't put a title card at the head of the movie and say, "Well, we really had a bad problem. You… — George Lucas Copy Share Image
I think losing a loved one must be a little like losing a leg. First there is the shock, then the anesthetic,… — Ruth Graham Copy Share Image
My younger brother was a big Stoke fan, and I was sucked into it. I was kind of waking up every morning… — Morten Harket Copy Share Image
“[T]his need for excitement of the will manifests itself very specially in the discovery and support of card-playing, which is quite peculiarly… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
You talked about national identity cards and the terrorism bill. We have made a government that has grown used to viewing us… — Malcolm Wallop Copy Share Image
The United States doesn't have the will to work against al-Nusra or even ISIS, because they believe that this is a card… — Bashar al-Assad Copy Share Image
Oh, sheez, what’s Syd Vicious doing back in town? (Payne) How’d the testicle retrieval go, Payne? You still limping?...Thought so. I got… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The government can now delve into personal and private records of individuals even if they cannot be directly connected to a terrorist… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
My first big mistake was made when, in a moment of weakness, I consented to learn the game; for a man who… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I am ready to disclaim my opinion, even of yesterday, even of 10 minutes ago, because all opinions are relative. One lives… — Peter Brook Copy Share Image
Abby must have been the one who found the safe house, because Townsend didn't like it. "The building across the street is… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
If only I had known a year ago what I'd be facing now. Until last year I lived with the innocent arrogance… — Martha Manning Copy Share Image
Confession: When I went to see The Empire Strikes Back I found myself glancing at my watch. The Force is with us,… — Vincent Canby Copy Share Image
I go to a hotel and try to get there by 5:30 in the morning. I keep a dictionary, a thesaurus, a… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“It’s said that the shuffling of the cards is the earth, and the pattering of the cards is the rain, and the… — Charles Williams Copy Share Image
I like UFC Brazil cards, not to mention they always bring easier opponents too. — Renato Moicano Copy Share Image
What is "poker"? A card game where abler liars take money off less able liars. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I knew it!" Cards fly everywhere, as if he had them hidden in his gym shorts.” — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image