I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“Did you read the instructions?” He shook his head. “Why, were you afraid they’d take your man card away?” “Are you going to help me or just make fun of me?” “Can’t I do both?” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
