Called Apple Quotes by Nilesh Monapara

“People in winter, Wears jackets and hats in 45 degree weather.”

— Nilesh Monapara

“People say that u can't live without love... But i think oxygen is more important.”

— Nilesh Monapara

The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.

— Nilesh Monapara

“Never have more children than u have car windows”

— Nilesh Monapara

“I don't look back; Unless there's a good view !”

— Nilesh Monapara

“i'm painting a blue square in my backyard so google earth thinks i have a pool”

— Nilesh Monapara

“i think in the first place, God made idiots, That was for practice. Then he made school boards”

— Nilesh Monapara

“Why are iphone chargers not called apple juice...”

— Nilesh Monapara

“Old math teachers never die, they just tend to infinity”

— Nilesh Monapara

“That awkward moment when you're singing at the top of your lungs... and then you forget the lyrics”

— Nilesh Monapara