I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up .… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If you don't have an idea that materializes and changes a person's life, then what have you got? You have talk, research,… — Eunice Kennedy Shriver Copy Share Image
Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
They call me Ricky Fatton. Mind you I've had a lot on my plate recently. I got measured for this suit the… — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
The name of my condition is Cartilage Hair Syndrome Hypoplasia, but you can just call me Billy. — Billy Barty Copy Share Image
I would get songs sung to me, like 'Old Man River, 'or kids would call me Mississippi and things like that. At… — River Phoenix Copy Share Image
Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one. — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
My mother phones daily to ask, "Did you just try to reach me?" When I reply no, she adds, "So, if you're… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The Foxy character and Inga Marchand are two different people. My fiance calls me Inga. No one around me calls me Foxy.… — Foxy Brown Copy Share Image
When you call me close to tell me your body is not beautiful I want to summon the eyes and hidden mouths… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about… — Deacon Jones Copy Share Image
Well, PT Anderson sent me a script of Boogie Nights which I let lay around my house for about three months, then… — Luis Guzman Copy Share Image
I loved to teach, I loved my students, but I wanted to find a community. I prayed: "Lord, show me where you… — Henri Nouwen Copy Share Image
Call me Buffy. I’m even blond, but don’t ask me to wear a halter top. Or corset. — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, 'Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm like, 'Okay I don't know you, I… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
I cast a glance in my new admirer's direction. "You may call me Your Highness," I said. "Or Empress Beauty." He chuckled.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Christian! His parents had nine months to to think of a name, and the best they came up with was Christian!? My… — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
I am an atheist. There, I said it. Are you happy, all you atheists out there who have remonstrated with me for… — Michael Shermer Copy Share Image
I used to be called 'a Mexican guy who can walk a pack of dogs.' Now the world calls me 'The Dog… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
It’s a good thing my parents named me Jon because that’s what everyone calls me. — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
People who call me the Twilight girl and mean it. Please, pigeon hole me. That means I did it right. — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
Take that bone out of your nose and call me back (to an African American female caller). — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I hate when people call me a socialite because you have to have money to be a socialite, which I don't have. — Sky Ferreira Copy Share Image
