The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids. — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I collected cactuses. I had hundreds of different kinds in my room. I was a weird child.… — Stjepan Hauser Copy Share Image
“My heart beats to the rhythm of the windshield wipers. I’d better never drive in the desert, unless I want to die.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
