Butt Quotes · Page 3

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— Muniir Zero

We can make the world a better place, one butt at a time.

— Sara Blakely

“A sweaty butt crack is my trigger to turn on my air conditioning.”

— Steven Magee

“don't ask someone to cover your butt, that's what jeans are for”

— annonymous

I can go down to 145. I can kick everyone's butt there.

— Tony Ferguson

“She looks great in that skirt. Her butt is so cute.”

— C.B. Lee

Oh My Gosh Becky, look at her butt, Tunechi!

— Lil Wayne

“Bad days call for foods that are bad for your butt.”

— H.M. Ward

His name is cb it stands for chubby butt

— Anonymous

I'm working my butt off every day to make sure people have my name on the tip of their tongue.

— Timothy Weah

I miss you with all my butt I would say heart but my booty is biggerð

— Austin Vanpelt

I think, in the media, Christians are the butt of every joke, or they are portrayed running around condemning everyone to Hell.

— Sarah Drew

A good jean that fits someone's butt right is just amazing. It's just classic.

— Petra Collins

“Hey,” he pulled away and put his hand on my face. “What are you thinking about?” “Your butt,” I admitted.”

— Diana Peterfreund

No one paid me to bite their butt - we're not going that far. But I've gone to some places, I've seen…

— Brendan Hunt

You can have a good time and kick some butt - they're not mutually exclusive.

— Dana Loesch

Whether there's 100 people or 100,000, we bring our 'A' game every single time. We're full-speed on stage. We kick the audience's butt.

— Coy Bowles

There's nothing I hate more than an over-cocky person. I have friends that'll be all cocky and then go out and get…

— Hailie Deegan

I just like to win. No hard feelings, I'll still go eat lunch with you after, but I'll kick your butt and…

— Jae Crowder

Once I will warn you, and then I will fire you! I have a zero-tolerance-plus-one policy for gossip. I will teach you…

— Dave Ramsey

Change your routine regularly because your body gets used it, and it won't benefit you after a while. Mix it up -…

— Stella Maxwell

I was fat and ugly. In school, I was disgustingly obese. I used to be the butt of ridicule, and that made…

— Raveena Tandon

Willie Roaf kicked my butt a couple of times. Larry Allen was a guard, but one time in San Francisco he took…

— Terrell Suggs

Shorting saved my butt in 2008... Shorting kept me in the game. It generates cash when the market's crashing. And that's what…

— Whitney Tilson

Hard times are when a man has worked at a job for 30 years - 30 years - and they give him…

— Dusty Rhodes

What part of *I KICK BUTT* don't you understand?

— Anonymous

For us to be successful, we have to kick our competitors' butt.

— Howard Lutnick

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

— John Wayne

“A Scot can turn a perfectly decent name into a head-butt.”

— David Mitchell

Omg becky look at her butt tunchei.

— Lil Wayne

I know if someone talked trash to me, I'd want to kick his butt.

— Robert Parish

You shouldn't like a girl for her butt or her breast size.

— Emily Tilley

Ask Beavis I get nothin' Butt-head.

— Big L

I like to do squats because I want my butt to be bigger.

— Kim Zolciak-Biermann

Oh, I'm gonna miss that big, fat, squishy butt.

— Rachel Green

I will make breast implants passe and butt implants hip and chic.

— Rakhi Sawant

When I think of a rivalry, I think of two drivers who butt heads.

— Kyle Larson

Flow tighter than a dick in the butt.

— Nicki Minaj

Butt sex = delusional religious loophole.

— Jenny McCarthy

“My butt has specific requirements for pants.”

— Ann Brashares