Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Danger comes in many forms, I suppose. For some people, it might be jumping off a bridge or climbing impossible moutains. For… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
When I found out that I made it to the Season 11 finale, I was so shocked that if you went on… — Jessica Sanchez Copy Share Image
The American child, driven to school by bus and stupefied by television, is losing contact with reality. There is an enormous gap… — Marguerite Yourcenar Copy Share Image
When I was released from prison 15 years ago, I was given a $25 check and a bus ticket and told to… — Angela Stanton-King Copy Share Image
My feet are giving out on me. But I have a wheelchair that folds out on my tour bus. I've also got… — Leon Russell Copy Share Image
People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. —Mrs.… — Debbie Macomber Copy Share Image
Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards." — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The tour bus was supposed to be here ten minutes ago. Would it be possible to give them a ring to check… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
I couldn't see why a black man wasn't allowed to drink out of the same water fountain or sit in the same… — Peter Norman Copy Share Image
The greatest thing my dad taught me came from when I called him from a phone booth and said, 'Hungry. No bus… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
Rosa Parks showed us all that one little person can make a whole bunch of noise without so much as a whisper.… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
If you bring somebody into the band you are going to be with them a lot whether it's in the studio, on… — John Petrucci Copy Share Image
I remember feeling all right with myself until age 13. Then, I was getting off the bus one day and this guy… — Cheryl James Copy Share Image
I think the Montgomery bus boycott initiated an era of self-determination. — Joseph Lowery Copy Share Image
I was too young to live on campus. I just went back and forth on the bus. Eventually I got my own… — Aldis Hodge Copy Share Image
It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take… — Bum Phillips Copy Share Image
I see myself traveling; I see myself with a much bigger living space than I do have right now. I see myself… — Kat Dahlia Copy Share Image
To me, traveling by bus is like climbing into a closet and watching 'Das Boot.' — Buzz Osborne Copy Share Image
We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass” — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
