I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees. — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards. — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
The most important question regarding Big Data at almost any company is: How much are your customers really worth? — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
I was always matching wits with authority. Pondering over my past and present hassles, I began to wonder why my life had taken the… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
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