I was always matching wits with authority. Pondering over my past and present hassles, I began to wonder why my life had taken the direction it had. What cosmic forces had led me to this precise moment that saw me,… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an occasion, or to take an edge off stress, I don't see a problem. Trouble starts when you either… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees. — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards. — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
The most important question regarding Big Data at almost any company is: How much are your customers really worth? — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
I was always matching wits with authority. Pondering over my past and present hassles, I began to wonder why my life had taken the… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
![“I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list.” quote by Bill Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/769/bill-lee-26393_ballparks_i-told-reporters-that-i-sprinkled-mariju_1401027.jpg)
