“From now on, if I ever get to burn another newspaper, I'll remember what a few cents can buy.” — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I… — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right. — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
“From now on, if I ever get to burn another newspaper, I'll remember what a few cents can buy.” — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
