Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled. — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Bare Foot Folk and is full of really interesting songs, Ange Hardy takes folk tales and creates new folk songs that sound traditional around… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house. — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of Camptown… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by Sargon… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for hilarious civic… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled. — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ... — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service. — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
![“... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of Camptown Races. Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it.” quote by Mike Harding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/03f/mike-harding-29039_anarchist_the-anarchists-national-anthem-is-an-int_1025501.jpg)
