Bullshitters , Get Bullshitted , When The Bullshittin Get Started ! — Deezy Da Dreadhead Copy Share Image
If only he knew about the world without the bullshit and the lies, we could've saved him. They could've saved me. — Asking Alexandria Copy Share Image
2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Like my father, I am very impatient. I have a strong bullshit detector. I may finish one book in twenty that I… — John Fante Copy Share Image
Lawyers will always buckle under to something, whether its bribes, violence, court orders, or the weight of their own bullshit. — James Alan Gardner Copy Share Image
Working with language is a means by which we can identify the bullshit within ourselves (and others). — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached. — Eric Clapton Copy Share Image
You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest… — Martin Scorsese Copy Share Image
My biggest advice would be to take the pictures you want to take. Don’t think about the marketplace, what sells or what… — David LaChapelle Copy Share Image
The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I don't say anything and he casually leans against my desk, picking up the novel that's sitting there. "It's bullshit," he tells… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Keys," she repeated, and slowly stepped back. "What do you mean, keys?" "Car keys. As in, give them up. Now." Shane had… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I'm just giving you some spiel, the ludicrous plot of a novel, a story I invented to touch your heart—one-third bullshit, one-third… — Antonio Lobo Antunes Copy Share Image
Everyone knows ladies love Cajuns. It's in our blood and our language is the language of romance." "Your language is the language… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
Women all live a double standard, but this is actually sort of a beautifully grotesque parody of it. There's a weird kind… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“It's not in the interests of the self-serving government to educate the masses to the point where they are smart enough to… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
I have been hurt by, pretty much everyone in my life in some kind of way. I really dont know how todescribe… — Savannah J Copy Share Image
'This thing I feel, I can't name it straight out but it seems important, do you feel it too?' — this sort… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“This is the kind of paradox, I think, of what it is to be a halfway intelligent American right now, and probably… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Since we are made up of comedians and filmmakers and writers and improvisers, we have the unique opportunity to bring joy to… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
I am for the animals, I couldn't care less about your need to eat animals, wear them, shoot them or exploit them.… — Rikki Rockett Copy Share Image
The Sophists had this idea: Forget this idea of what's true or not—what you want to do is rhetoric; you want to… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
![“Women all live a double standard, but this is actually sort of a beautifully grotesque parody of it. There's a weird kind of joy that I have in seeing [Hillary Clinton] trounce this essence of male bullshit.” quote by Joss Whedon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/770/joss-whedon-480_bullshit_women-all-live-a-double-standard-but-thi_817850.png)
![“[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own…” quote by Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/366/louis-c-k-1150_being-a-dad_about-being-a-father-i-don-t-really-reme_2678938.jpg)
