You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit. — Jon Gruden Copy Share Image
The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit. — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit. — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
Don't put up with shit because when people think they can get away with bullshit they keep doing it. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Don't be surprised when I walk away, I won't deal with your bullshit forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
People lie. They use you and they lie, all the while feeding you bullshit about being loyal and never leaving you. No… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
I feel like young girls are told, I don’t know, that they have to be this kind of princess and fragile. It’s… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
I think the mistake that people make often times is you just lose touch of reality and you have to never be… — Tye Sheridan Copy Share Image
This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I want to remember what bullshit looks like when weapons of mass destruction are diagrammed out and whacko "intelligence" is delivered in… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
Actors in general are pretty good bullshit artists; we're good at just chewing the fat, interacting with people. So we're good ambassadors… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it… — Michael Moorcock Copy Share Image
Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Oh, you’re going to die all right. All of you. And for what you’ve done to my brother you will suffer unimaginably!… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Dream dictionaries are so disappointing. They're so limited, and I think they're just total bullshit. I really do. I don't know much… — Neko Case Copy Share Image
He didn't say anything. Didn't try any of the hugging bullshit, either, which was just as well. Instead, he placed a wooden… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit. Everyone knows this. Each of us… — Harry Frankfurt Copy Share Image
We have so much access to one another through technology and everything else, that we're very much used to people being real.… — Jason Kander Copy Share Image
“They say 74% of everything you're learning in college is a bunch of bullshit you'll never need 83.4% of everything you've got,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those who can't do, teach. And, as Woody Allen says, those who can't teach, teach gym. And, as I say, those who… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Maybe primitive people have less bullshit to let go of, to give up. A person has to be willing to give up… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
