Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My best maybe shit, but any shit maybe, better then your bullshit!!! — Giuseppe Prestigiacomo Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird how people talk shit about you, when the only thing they actually know about you is your name — Sushan Sharma Copy Share Image
There's a lot of bullshit in Peter Fonda's autobiography. A great deal of it is complete fabrication. — Margot Kidder Copy Share Image
People's bullshit and fakeness is the main reason why I got a small circle and I don't hang with different crews. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
If you can't share what's important to you with the people around you, then you have no relationships. It's all just proximity,… — Stefan Molyneux Copy Share Image
But it feels good to love a thing and not expect anything back. It feels good to not get an argument or… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
Twilight deals with the universe, and what life is about. You can make that cliche and bullshit and make it with everything… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
In three strides Reaver was on her, his mouth crushing hers. “No more bullshit,” he said against her lips. “I want you.… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
It amazes me how some people cook up, and attempt to serve you bullshit; and then get angry when you chose NOT… — Koby Singletary Copy Share Image
Being a man is bullshit; maybe trying to be a man had been the problem all along. At a certain point you… — Bennett Madison Copy Share Image
I Thought You Were An ASSET But You Are 2 Words Off .. !! And Now If You Have Something To Say… — Babloo Copy Share Image
This is jazz, this is funk, this is soul, this is gospel This is sanctified sick, this is player Pentecostal. This is… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
When I first started out in comics they would put me on these Women of Marvel panels, and these young women would… — Marjorie M. Liu Copy Share Image
Emmies, for example, most of that's bullshit. Oscars are even worse. We have a strange, terrible affliction in this town. Everybody walks… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things… — John Patrick Shanley Copy Share Image
Being on the road, the Internet enables me to interact with people in some way. It's not so much interacting with my… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
I've noticed that the more flooding there is, the more bullshit gets talked. I mean it was very noticeable in the Asian… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Incidentally, did you know that the whole eight glasses a day thing is complete bullshit and has no scientific basis? So many… — John Green Copy Share Image
When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet… — Maddox Copy Share Image
The only thing I can say that is not bullshit is that you do have to learn to write in a way… — Kevin Canty Copy Share Image
