The goat, for us, is an image that's stuck in our heads since we were kids, coming from Iowa people are like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am asexual. A-sexual. I read somewhere, maybe on Facebook, where somebody said something like, "I heard Bradford was gay, but then… — Bradford Cox Copy Share Image
The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I was dreaming to be as Globetrotter Sinbad, but I am like him today, just sinbad move… — Blackson Beats Copy Share Image
I lie and say I'm busy or I blame my parents but really I just want to be alone . — Maddy Marie Copy Share Image
I have less time, less tolerance for bullshit, more interest in good taste, more confidence in my own judgement. The culture with… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
I don't actually have cable. I watch TV, but only shows that I buy on DVD. As a result my TV rage… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
There are so many artists these days that are trying to imitate other artists and go for a certain style; there's a… — Mister Lies Copy Share Image
Happy endings are absolutely ludicrous, they're not true at all. We see the guy carry the girl across the threshold and everybody… — Robert Altman Copy Share Image
Since we are made up of comedians and filmmakers and writers and improvisers, we have the unique opportunity to bring joy to… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Reviews are all bullshit, because they always change. When House of 1000 Corpses came out, all the reviews were awful. It was… — Rob Zombie Copy Share Image
It would just be a pamphlet. Three pages. The first page would be Drugs I Have Taken and then a list. The… — Ryan Jarman Copy Share Image
“They say 74% of everything you're learning in college is a bunch of bullshit you'll never need 83.4% of everything you've got,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It feels like it is a daily work and an ongoing task to undo all of the f - - g programming… — Amanda Palmer Copy Share Image
I've noticed that the more flooding there is, the more bullshit gets talked. I mean it was very noticeable in the Asian… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to… — Simon Jordan Copy Share Image
We are never going to get anywhere unless we have an open dialogue that allows people to speak. If we just go… — Nadine Shah Copy Share Image
They're so boring. They're so pathetic, all those journalists. Most of them are. Most of those kind that write gossip stuff, and… — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.' — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
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