Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Abbott is a good man to fix up messes and make new policy work ... If he gets it right - and… — Margo Kingston Copy Share Image
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with… — Joe Bob Briggs Copy Share Image
The best job goes to the person who can get it done without passing the buck or coming back with excuses. — G. M. Trevelyan Copy Share Image
Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis - they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days! — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
My father, never chooses me for anything. Unless he needs a human shield. Thirty years and all I am to him is… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I didn't have to do paper routes. I'd sing for 5 bucks a crack at weddings and church functions; I'd have four… — Len Cariou Copy Share Image
When the bombers are women - and children, which I predict we'll see more of - the terrorists get more bang for… — Mia Bloom Copy Share Image
If you're involved in an accident and you're at fault $500,000 may not be enough. Do you really want to lose your… — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
I have absolutely no dance background at all. Nor a singing background. People, for some reason, think I can. And I don't… — Richard Roxburgh Copy Share Image
