“Two middle-aged yuppies got bored of their chosen careers, looked into Wicca and now fancy themselves to be witches. They're going to initiate their young daughter into it now. The broomstick family. How charming.” — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“I've never ever missed anyone in my life. I genuinely do not understand the emotion. People have told me they missed me a thousand… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“I think you were going to stop the Black Plague armed with one guard, one mad scientist, a rubber man, and a synthetic rat.” — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“You can tell he never even considered the possibility of something like this happening to him. He's as out of his element hiring an… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“It was humanoid in form but it was certainly not a person. Its big upside-down teardrop shaped head was covered in blood yet I… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“Having Miami in a state like Florida makes no sense. You may as well put Los Angeles in the middle of Arkansas. It's not… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“I can't think of a worse way to die. Not knowing you're in danger, just realizing that it's over in that split second. I… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“All of a sudden I'm inside the pimple realizing how grotesque this middle period is in a pimple's life. Before the white gunk emerges,… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“I'd ask my parents to leave the door open just a little bit so I wouldn't be stuck in the prison of my bedroom… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“You're just another one of those disconnected, easily angered zombies who haven't really worked a day in their lives. Always eager to tell other… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“Generation to generation, these pseudo-revolutionaries could never handle not being the cool kids. Something was always wrong. No sense of humor, no sense of… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“The doctors called it a nervous breakdown. I called it a revelation.” — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“The realization that men and women cannot be friends unless they're also sleeping together. I have enough friends, I don't really need any more.” — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
