If I follow you, don't tweet about your boyfriend because I'm your boyfriend until further notice. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nobody wants to hear about your boyfriend unless you're dating me in which case I hope you talk about me all the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had to break it off with this last girl. We had nothing in common. For example, I'm a night person and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some girls need to have CAUTION: I WILL ATTEMPT TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND! on their profile. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, if your boyfriend has a nipple ring he also has a boyfriend. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When gays hack into their boyfriend's Facebook account, do they change the status to, I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PUSSY!? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies: if your boyfriend doesn't fuck you with his Crocs on, you ain't shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I see a guy wearing skinny jeans, I automatically judge it was a gift from his boyfriend. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many 'relationship quotes' you Tweet or Retweet, your boyfriend will still cheated on you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
