I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All a girl wants from her boyfriend is 2 things: His love and his touch. — Ocean Kusher Copy Share Image
A boyfriend who tells hoes and sluts, I have a girlfriend, is a real nigga! — Mrstealyogirl Copy Share Image
“I don't know what to do, I want to die but you're making me stay alive, I'm not sure if I should… — Lindzz Copy Share Image
No relationship is perfect nor will anyone ever be the best boyfriend or girlfriend. Long as you put in the effort and… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Can't wait to see what my boyfriend got me for sweetest day...oh wait, I don't have one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want to say this thing about Jonathan Van Ness: I love that boy more than life itself. — Tan France Copy Share Image
I would go insane if I didnt have him. He puts me in a good mood. A smile on my face. My… — Ge;Ju;La Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you sent a sexy text meant for your boyfriend to your father. — Jakeeza Reed Copy Share Image
Ex boyfriend: Does he make you laugh like I did? Girl: He doesnt make me cry like you did. — VVN Copy Share Image
In real life, my parents pretty much approved of all my boyfriends. I guess I was doing something wrong. I should have… — Lindsay Pulsipher Copy Share Image
There are three cardinal rules - don't take somebody else's boyfriend unless you've been specifically invited to do so, don't take a… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
Dear Boyfriend, I wish I was strong enough to lift not one but both of us. I know you've done so much… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need a man who can call me beautiful with no makeup on, who can be himself around me, who can kiss… — Idk Copy Share Image
True I'm the doctor, I'm nuh actor n the business this is the factor. Yuh little and yuh cute yuh want a… — Lady Saw Copy Share Image
You told me you loved me so why did you go away? So now I'll go sit on the floor wear'n your… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“Is this your boyfriend?" the first nun asked. Clair Olivia looked me up and down. “No. This is my gay friend who… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
If you're the girl that needs a boyfriend, and once she loses that boyfriend needs to replace it with a different boyfriend,… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
I remember reading this thing that Elizabeth Taylor wrote. She had her first kiss in character. On a movie set. It really… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
I always wanted to fall in love with a redneck, but my solider is 10x better. — Ayla Johannson Copy Share Image
You never fight with your best friend the way you fight with your boyfriend. — Lorna Grace Copy Share Image
“You haven't told her?" Cass shouted. "You're the worst boyfriend ever!” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
Do all girls have to hear the sex talk just cause they got a boyfriend like really?? — Brandy Starr Copy Share Image
