Food Throwers: Begun usually by estranged couples, once this victual flinging starts, everyone will do it...Should your dinner party have become an… — J. P. Donleavy Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of Super Bowls and appeared in a lot of big, big events and places and the Masters and… — Pat Summerall Copy Share Image
Am I really just a narcissist, Cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque? — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I think every bowl game is exciting, but when you get to play in a bowl game that represents a cause that… — Scott Frost Copy Share Image
I would sacrifice 1,000 yards rushing to win a Super Bowl. But I want to be the first back to have back-to-back… — Adrian Peterson Copy Share Image
It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You always want to have good balance. Thats the key to winning a Super Bowl. You look at the teams who have… — John Elway Copy Share Image
The main problem with being president is the constant sense that you are inside a glass bowl for everyone to see, or… — Boris Yeltsin Copy Share Image
Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything? — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
When people talk about the great quarterbacks, it's almost exclusively the guys who have won Super Bowls. There have been some very… — Warren Moon Copy Share Image
Next to jazz music, there is nothing that lifts the spirit and strengthens the soul more than a good bowl of chili. — Harry James Copy Share Image
My plan, when I walked out on to the field on Friday morning, was to just enjoy myself because when I'm smiling… — Brett Lee Copy Share Image
The thing that concerns me the most is when I hear that people are making a lot of money a lot of… — Nick Saban Copy Share Image
[T]he Super Bowl, the quintessential American creation. A dizzying mélange of brilliant entrepreneurship in an atmosphere of intense competition. It is the… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
Every parent who has ever said a few words over a goldfish in a toilet bowl or felt the numbness of an… — Lori Borgman Copy Share Image
We fight wars not to have peace, but to have a peace worth having. Slavery is peace. Tyranny is peace. For that… — Bill Whittle Copy Share Image
I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I shall never forget what I saw at the Museum of Modern Art: in a spotless schoolroom, fifty little girls painting away… — Jean Cocteau Copy Share Image
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. A table, a chair,… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
It's incumbent on the President to entertain. Clinton did a better job of it - and was forgiven for the scandals, incidentally.… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I feel like I just returned a 100-yard kickoff in the last two minutes of the Super Bowl to win it all,… — Kobe Bryant Copy Share Image