“Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... If one of those bottles should happen to fall, there'd be how many bottles of beer on the wall?” — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
“...things can happen when you least expect them so you always gotta be prepared. And pay attention to the details. The devil is in… — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
“Life, it is not simple like a garden, where flowers are always flowers and weeds are always weeds.” — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
“I know from vast experience that fear talks a lot louder than courage. I need to listen to that other voice inside me, that… — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
“...[Joseph] and the Virgin Mary got turned away from the inn and had to go sleep in the manger. (Not with the manager, like… — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
“Troo hits the hay every night like a bale falling out of our old barn loft.” — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
“...And he shouldn't have talked to Mama in the hurtful ways he did neither. Calling her despicable names because she wanted to do things… — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
“When I was sure she was asleep, I got up and went into Mother's room and pulled her yellow nightie out from the bottom… — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
“...things happen when you least expect them. Things that can change your whole life.” — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
“So might I suggest at your earliest convenience that you pay a visit to the Okins Funeral Salon to make arrangements?" "Why'd I wanna… — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
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