It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
As an athlete, you'll never feel bad about losing, but what you will feel bad about is underperforming. That's a real thing… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
I know when I go outside, there'll be a van or two and they'll probably follow us four out of seven days… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
My dad finds Twitter just infinitely unrelatable. He's like, 'Why would I want to tell anybody what I had for a snack,… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
The moment anyone tries to demean or degrade you in any way, you have to know how great you are. Nobody would… — Cicely Tyson Copy Share Image
A true poet does not bother to be poetical. Nor does a nursery gardener scent his roses. — Jean Cocteau Copy Share Image
Dear Complete and Utter Stranger, The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it.… — Jaclyn Moriarty Copy Share Image
After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have finally opened our eyes on a sumptuous planet, sparkling with color, bountiful with… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Some are born leaders, some achieve leadership, and some have leadership thrust upon them. Which of these are you, or would you… — Maurice Flanagan Copy Share Image
I grew up in the South, and our way of dealing with each other was teasing, ribbing, making fun and scrapping in… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
Good art can come out of thieves, bootleggers, or horse swipes. People really are afraid to find out just how much hardship… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
You're right to want to minimize your compulsive physical behavior in the workplace before it bothers your co-workers, but I hope very… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
I believe that when you're in love you have to pour your heart and soul out to your partner... or why bother?… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
In new situations, all the trickiest rules are the ones nobody bothers to explain to you. (And the ones you can't Google.) — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
How did we lose our culture? Black people used to all do the same thing on Saturdays. We all watched "Soul Train"… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
Have you ever been on a roller coaster, Togawa-kun? You're only riding on it for a few minutes, right? If you spent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If living in France bothers some people, they should feel free to leave the country. — Nicolas Sarkozy Copy Share Image
It is the useless things that make life worth living and that make life dangerous too: wine, love, art, beauty. Without them… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody,… — Scott Thompson Copy Share Image
Don't you think I have sense enough to worry about my motives for saying the prayer? That's exactly what's bothering me so.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have enemies? Why, it is the story of every man who has done a great deed or created a new idea.… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
I seem to have three categories of readers. The first is nonbelievers who are glad that I am reading the Bible so… — David Plotz Copy Share Image
I wanted to paint pictures of people. I thought, "Why bother doing anything else. Everything else is a waste of time. I… — Lisa Yuskavage Copy Share Image
Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
