Boring Football Quotes by Andy Townsend

If UEFA will not embrace video technology, then we need two more officials behind the goals to help the referee.

— Andy Townsend

He didn't try to take the net off its hinges with that header.

— Andy Townsend

Referees need help. Players are getting faster and fitter and too many referees are making decisions from behind the play. They see a tangle…

— Andy Townsend

Arsenal have the wind in their sails and they need to put their foot to the floor.

— Andy Townsend

Scotland can't afford to take their minds off the gas

— Andy Townsend

I love listening to games on the radio... you can't see what's going on

— Andy Townsend

Tim Howard is as sharp as a tank.

— Andy Townsend

Chicharito must have icicles flowing through his veins

— Andy Townsend

I'm really glad that Italy went out, they were playing boring football. (on Euro 2004)

— Andy Townsend

Fernando Torres' English seems to be coming on good

— Andy Townsend

Fabio Capello needs to nail his hammers to the mast.

— Andy Townsend