About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze. — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
“To every party, I bring my own booze. No need to help me carry it, as I walk in with it already… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
No time for drug addiction, no time for smoke or booze. Too strong for a shortened life span, I've got no time… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
“I've been off drugs and booze since I almost killed myself on speed two weeks ago. But my gratitude for being alive… — Johnny Dark Copy Share Image
“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.” — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
There is not a single person alive who could keep a straight face and say "Oh yeah it's healthy, the reason I… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My daddy left home when I was three and he didn't leave much to Ma and me, just this old guitar and… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ,… — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“A vice is a vice, a drunk is a drunk, no matter what the booze costs. You can be a useless piece… — Paul Hartford Copy Share Image
You think the politicians that run my country and your country don't have guns in the schools their kids go to? They… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
Food is one of life's really great pleasures. My 20th birthday party was all about booze, my 30th birthday was about drugs,… — Alex James Copy Share Image
Sometimes I read a biography of some tempestuous artist and find myself longing for fireworks! booze! bloody fights!; I do think that… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
[I] learned ... that friends are a good source of food and soul when one has not yet gotten the hang of… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
That nothing - not booze, not love, not sex, not work, not moving from state to state - will make the past… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
People think because you give up the booze you become boring and glum, but there is humour. — Tony Adams Copy Share Image
I think booze is a good ritual. I think knocking back a shot of whiskey does calm the nerves and helps a… — Rose Leslie Copy Share Image
Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly. — George Raft Copy Share Image
You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning. — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
It would be funny, to throw a party with fake booze and see how many people act wasted.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've not stopped drinking, I'm not a born again one of them, we just don't have booze in the house. — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
“Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Men live alongside one another like cattle; it is a miracle if once in a while they manage to share a bottle… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
Always keep a big bottle of booze at your side. If a bird starts talking nonsense to you in the middle of… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
And that almost everyone was struggling to wake up, to be loved, and not feel so afraid all the time. That's what… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I am a great admirer of Henry Jeffreys and have been eagerly awaiting his booze and empire book for many years! — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
When I'm old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums,… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
The alcohol had the effect of making the black cloth blacker. This amused her; she had noted in her journal: "booze affects… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Booze' was once a popular term in the slang or 'cant' of the criminal underworld, which may explain its rebellious overtones today. — Susie Dent Copy Share Image
The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. I've always been a size 14 to 16, I don't care about clothes,… — Adele Copy Share Image
It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career. — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
I find the only thing that really stands up, better than gambling, better than booze, better than women, is reading. — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
The Spanish and Cuban people have the same kind of wakes the Irish do. They go on for two or three days… — Desi Arnaz Copy Share Image
“Our midnight feasts aren't so much 'lashings of ginger beer' as 'whatever booze we can smuggle in'.” — Cat Clarke Copy Share Image
I know he was definitely beaten by her. I saw it many times. But we had a different way of dealing with… — David Gest Copy Share Image
I didn't really like the taste of booze. I liked the effect it did on me. But I can't say I savored… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
![“[I] learned ... that friends are a good source of food and soul when one has not yet gotten the hang of cooking or living (as opposed to dying) alone. That nothing-not booze, not love, not sex, not work, not moving from state to state-will make the past disappear. Only time and patience heal…” quote by Marya Hornbacher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb9/marya-hornbacher-2109_arms_i-learned-that-friends-are-a-good-source_2817345.png)
