That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Pot had helped, and booze, maybe a little blow when you could afford it. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I think all of those things, but certainly the booze really brought out the really unreasonable side of me, and I just… — Rick Allen Copy Share Image
I think a guy who's had just the right amount of booze can sing the blues a hell of a lot better… — Charlie Rich Copy Share Image
“Booze has a different effect when you're, like, ten. Its doesn't round out the edges so much as wash you right out… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
It's pure Black Label. It's about violence and booze. That's all it is. There is no plan — Zakk Wylde Copy Share Image
It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“To all the boys, for when you become men: you'll leave women all throughout your life because they're holding you back, and… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
There is no creative expression of artistic value that has ever been produced by ex-drunkards and ex-drug-addicts. Who the hell would bother… — Lars von Trier Copy Share Image
“Maybe it was the alcohol. Yeah. That’s probably what it was. The booze must have mixed with the romance in the air… — Natalie Martin Copy Share Image
It was all that stuff about taking your parents' car when you're 13, sneaking booze into rock shows and ditching school with… — Donal Logue Copy Share Image
The uncomfortable truth is that we all enjoyed the party far too much to query where all the booze was coming from.… — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
Managers are to information as alcoholics are to booze. They consume enormous amounts, constantly crave more, but have great difficulty in digesting… — Robert Heller Copy Share Image
I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and… — Helena Bonham Carter Copy Share Image
Between birth and burial, we find ourselves in a comedy of mysteries. If you don't think life is mysterious, if you believe… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Calvin clears his throat. “Do you have anything to drink?” Booze. Right. This is the perfect situation for some booze. I jump… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“The Top Spin would raise a glass to Rudi Koertzen, the popular veteran South African umpire who will stand in his 107th… — Lawrence Booth Copy Share Image
You can use the tax code to make people smoke less. You can use the tax code to make 'em smoke more.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Gordie, the white boy genius, gave me this book by a Russian dude named Tolstoy, who wrote, 'Happy families are all alike;… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
The passion has never left me. I live as two people - myself, Dan Fante, and Bruno Dante or Mickey Di Salvo,… — Dan Fante Copy Share Image
I've definitely done my share of debaucheries...and life threatening booze. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I stay off the booze for a whole 12 weeks before a fight, it can be tough! — Michael Bisping Copy Share Image
Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache. — Padgett Powell Copy Share Image
Oh, Georgia booze is mighty fine booze, The best yuh ever poured yuh, But it eats the soles right offen yore shoes,… — Stephen Vincent Benet Copy Share Image
Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image