“RULES OF LYING: 1. Figure out your lie before you open your mouth. 2. Play on your opponent's sympathies and weaknesses 3. Dance around the lie with distracting truth. They're far more convincing. 4. Picture the lie in your head… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“According to Marcie's mom, only people with no class actually use the word class . If you have it, then you never talk about… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I tensed up like someone had just given me a surprise rectal exam.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Johnny made me feel like I was clever without trying to be. And pretty. And valued. He made everything about me seem more special.… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Maggie, but I'm not into bondage. Even the subconscious kind.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Why had I ever cared about happy endings? Happy beginnings were so much better.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I'm serious, Mar, I don't know how to act around him now. I can't be nice, because he'll hate that. But I can't be… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“It makes it even more incredible that people find each other, considering most of them are looking in the wrong places to begin with.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Lord love you,” Ms. Eulalie said, “but you tell lies like Ms. Franny sings: hard to listen to and even harder to believe.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help daydreaming that I was Elizabeth and Gabe was Mr. Darcy. fighting against his blossoming feelings for me. Discovering that his passion… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“She set her hands neatly in her lap. “But you just said he liked you.” “No, I said he enjoys my company. That is,… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“And I’m sorry,” Big Earrings said, “But how is some course going to teach them how marriage works? I’ve been married three times, and… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
