If you type coughing into google images, it looks like a bunch of people giving blow jobs to an invisible man. — Alla Copy Share Image
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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences? — Larry David Copy Share Image
In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
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As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
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My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
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I think we made out [sexuality changing]. I think that's really great, and we didn't jump into intercourse. And there were no… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
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