She digging me, checking out my paint job I'm digging her, trying to get a blow job. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whats the diffrence between a corvette and a blow job:ur mom din't a corvette — John Copy Share Image
I dont ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Of course, a blow job given in friendship isn't the most arousing, but it stays in the memory longer.” — Bruce Benderson Copy Share Image
“I convinced Danny to give me in the shower last night. Blow jobs tonight. Or my name isn’t Rainstorm Christiansen. I” — S.E. Harmon Copy Share Image
“Men always do that to women when they feel threatened. They tell everybody the woman must be giving out blow jobs because… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Hugh G. in a spot of bother up LA, apparently. Something to do with a blow job. It's all right for some,… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Teacher asked the class to spell a 12 letter word! Kid Says: Masturbation! Teacher Says: WOW! That's a mouth full!?! Kids says:… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.” — Matt Cole Copy Share Image
“You wouldn’t shut up about how brain-damaged that ‘little Rusky diva-bitch’ was and how he needed to just ‘get over his sorry… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“I swear, Santiago! You are an idiot!" "I'm only trying to help you along. The guy is all over you and you… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Really? Because I recall you asking the Elvis impersonator at your Vegas wedding if he could add a line to Jenny’s… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey’s brain again. Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” was perfect for blow… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Calm down, calm down. Deep breath,” Colleen whispered. “It's showtime. He's a nice guy, you're a nice woman.” “Hey, Paulie,” Bryce said… — Kristan Higgins Copy Share Image
“All these people who say they want a life free from sexual compulsion, I mean forget it. I mean, what could ever… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“[The USA in the '70s] The country's cinematic output was appropriately bleak, reflecting the moroseness and self-hatred that riddled the national psyche.… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
“He's just pissed because he's been married for so fucking long, he can't remember what a blow job feels like," Matt says,… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“It was on the table when I got here," Matt said in his defense. Josh eyed the open magazine. "You don't already… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“To me, hearing that those girls gave my brother Eric a blow job sounded very nice. History shows that all boys consider… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
I am not the kind of girl that gets in trouble. You will never find somebody who can say, 'Well, I don't… — Kimora Lee Simmons Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“Horkman made a sound like a bullfrog trying to give a blow job to a buffalo.” — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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