It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whats the diffrence between a corvette and a blow job:ur mom din't a corvette — John Copy Share Image
She digging me, checking out my paint job I'm digging her, trying to get a blow job. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you type coughing into google images, it looks like a bunch of people giving blow jobs to an invisible man. — Alla Copy Share Image
In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
In the Bengali language, there's not a real word for blow job. They call it "doing the ice cream." — Michael Glawogger Copy Share Image
“She pulled away from Eric's grasp, knelt before Brian and looked up at him. "Let me suck you off," she said. "Please.” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Feeling a little emotional, huh? I petted his hair. That's okay. It was an emotional blow job.” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“You took out a book on blow-job technique from the British Library? They shouldn't have books like that in there!” — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
Basically my new litmus test for people is, do they make me hear about a blow job they gave in the first… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
“Come on Geena. Dude's slippery as hell. He could talk his way out of a blow job in the Oval Office.” — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
“But beneath them all, at the very bottom of the stack, is a worn and slightly tattered magazine called African Mamas Sucking… — Andre Dubus III Copy Share Image
The master of ceremonies asked people to say what they thought the function of the novel might be in modern society, and… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Jesus, Martin, what the hell do I pay you for?” “My good looks, the occasional blow job, and my constant supply of… — Adrienne Wilder Copy Share Image
“With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey’s brain again. Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” was perfect for blow… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Temple of the Rat King. Ark of the Soot God. Sphincter of Hades. Yes, King's Cross Station, where, according to Knuckle Sandwich… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
I haven't had sex in two and a half years. A guy I met in San Francisco gave me a sympathy blow… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
“You gotta come home. Be with me. After what we been through! We—we signed into that motel as man and wife! You… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“I begin to learn there are certain things I shouldn't tell her. Like when we meet boys at Dorrian's and I give… — Kerry Cohen Copy Share Image
“You pay, insert your dick in a hole in the machine, and it sucks you off. Think of it, maybe you've had… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“To me, hearing that those girls gave my brother Eric a blow job sounded very nice. History shows that all boys consider… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
I am not the kind of girl that gets in trouble. You will never find somebody who can say, 'Well, I don't… — Kimora Lee Simmons Copy Share Image
“Damn Ani," he panted, as she licked him clean and then tucked him into his pants. "Where did you learn that?" "Adam."… — Sydney Croft Copy Share Image
“All these people who say they want a life free from sexual compulsion, I mean forget it. I mean, what could ever… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“[The USA in the '70s] The country's cinematic output was appropriately bleak, reflecting the moroseness and self-hatred that riddled the national psyche.… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“Horkman made a sound like a bullfrog trying to give a blow job to a buffalo.” — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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