“I'd rather be in Forks? I shop the HOB? What do these even mean?!” — Anne Eliot Forks Copy Share Image
“Let the contract state that I want the Mr Darcy accent once a week!” — Anne Eliot Accent Copy Share Image
“If one fish nibbles my toes I'm going to lose all testosterone and scream like a little girl in front of you.… — Anne Eliot Little girl Copy Share Image
“Pretend-dating Gray Porter is going to be like pretend-dating a rainbow. Everyone looks at him all the time.” — Anne Eliot Like Pretend Copy Share Image
“I’ll make sure you forget every guy but me, Jess Jordan. And that’s a promise I mean to keep.” Oh, that voice.” — Anne Eliot Promise Copy Share Image
“He’s so good at his job, that I’ve fallen for him, the mirage of him being my boyfriend, all of it. Like… — Anne Eliot Boyfriend Copy Share Image
“Mr. Roth. The Devil is holding your daughter’s hand. Now would be a great time to step up and whack the kid… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“OHMYGOD. I hate myself right now. I think I also just blatantly sniffed him!” — Anne Eliot Blatantly Copy Share Image
“Jenna still called it: ‘The Incident That Can Not be Named’. As in, Vere’s personal Voldemort.” — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Name me Edward, or Peeta, or Prince Charming, and I swear—I'll quit.” — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“Nobody sounds like that! Mom, Aunt Nan, it won’t work. No way is he ever, ever, ever going to blend in. And… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Hey now, it issthhhh new technology. Dustin: "The dentissthh says all my teethtths will ssseparate if I don’t keep it in.” Jenna:… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“He shrugged happily. “Let’s make plaid, canvas and compasses my absolute trademarks. Dustin McHugh. All plaid. All canvas. All the time. And… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“I’m talking head over heels, down on my knees, from the bottom of my heart, IN love, with you, Vere. That kiss… — Anne Eliot Head over heels Copy Share Image
“I hop onto the stage and joke-sing: “The Phaaaanntom of the Opera is there, innnnnside your mind.” I attack the curtain with… — Anne Eliot Gray Copy Share Image
“I repel all guys. Now I have proof. PROOF. Wait till Jenna hears. Maybe I need a different deodorant? She ran her… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Jenna turned and shot her another worried look. Her tone was ultra soothing. “Yeah. I hear you. And I’m head over heels… — Anne Eliot Head over heels Copy Share Image
“I want you to know if we die right now, I won't be able to distinguish if I've made it to heaven… — Anne Eliot Heaven Copy Share Image
“I start the engine and shoot a glance through the tinted window, figuring if anyone is still watching, they can no longer… — Anne Eliot Long time Copy Share Image
“look back. She's crossed her arms and is tapping her ugly shoe on the carpet. “You're doing it again,” she says. “What?”… — Anne Eliot Aversion Copy Share Image
“Eres una chica con mucha suerte. Nada sucedió. No pasó nada. Pensé que él era agradable. Vamos. Amigo. Salgamos de aquí. ¿Qué… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“She kept her voice steady in an attempt to play this cool. “Uh, Mom? Any time you want to step in? Permanently… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“First. Don't get drunk. Don't smoke anything." "Duh. What are you, my dad? That's easy. I don't drink. We aren't even twenty-one.… — Anne Eliot Drunk Copy Share Image
“Be all the dork that I can be?” he tried. Her turn. “Hamlet: To dork, or not to dork, that is the… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Tatooine, huh? So awesome you know Star Wars facts,” he adds nodding. “Do you ever watch the animated stuff?” Grin. Grin. Grin.… — Anne Eliot Faint Copy Share Image
“Is this a habit of yours?” he asks. “What?” “Dropping stuff whenever you first see me? It's kind of cute. Flattering,” he… — Anne Eliot Habits Copy Share Image
“So…you're not going to tell me what they mean? C'mon. What's the Hob? Why Forks?” When I stand, I switch to my… — Anne Eliot Books Copy Share Image
“Say something, Jess. Say anything. And just when I'm about to think of what I should say next, my mouth goes into… — Anne Eliot Art Copy Share Image
“My heart races and I look away. “Well I care. So, write it down. For nine weekends and eight thousand dollars, what's… — Anne Eliot Love Copy Share Image
“I pass off a few more résumés and jet away from her and that cinnamon smell, reserving the last paper in my… — Anne Eliot Little sister Copy Share Image
“Maybe because he's already been in my dreams for so long, it feels to me as though we've always been together.” — Anne Eliot Dreams Copy Share Image
“She's trapped me on the front side of the counter. Way. Too. Close. To. Her. LIP-GLOSS.” — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“I do have rough, manly, and mannish, man hands. So glad you noticed.” — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“I’m living in fiction. It’s perfectly okay to be in love with any and all fictional boyfriends, even if they aren’t yours.” — Anne Eliot Fictional Copy Share Image
“You have my word. I won't let anyone-anything hurt you. This will work out. It will.” — Anne Eliot Hurt Copy Share Image