“I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for my face but I guess him being blind makes his accuracy terrible.” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up a tree” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep staring on… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's… Imaginary” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
