“Grandma, everyone out here is bleaching their anuses. What do I do?" Her advice? "Baby, go outside in the sun and squirt a little lemon juice on it.” — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
“Before we left home, my hair had already started to fall apart. I decided to pull it into a bun high on my head… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
“During our visit, we noticed she was mixing up words. She started referring to Muslims as Mormons. After 9/11, she told Jon and me… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
“The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact, it was… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
“Grandma, everyone out here is bleaching their anuses. What do I do?" Her advice? "Baby, go outside in the sun and squirt a little… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
“I found myself surrounded by really old veterans wearing hats that said, "Retired Marine - SEMPER FI." These hats didn't appear to fit on… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
“It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of theirs!” — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
“I was still a newlywed and certainly wasn't to the point where I felt comfortable yelling, "I'm going to shit my pants any second!"… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
