It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning… — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
I long for the simplicity of theatre. I want lessons learned, comeuppances delivered, people sorted out, all before your bladder gets distractingly… — John M. Ford Copy Share Image
I did learn that there's no point in eating too much Vitamin C because it comes out of your bladder. — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
