Bladder Quote by Rita Mae Brown

“So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.” quote by Rita Mae Brown — Download Open image

“So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.”

Rita Mae Brown

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