Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Press junkets are incredibly annoying. You sit in a chair for three to six hours and have different journalists shuttle in for… — Annabella Sciorra Copy Share Image
Even if you never have the chance to see or touch the ocean, the ocean touches you with every breath you take,… — Sylvia Earle Copy Share Image
The guy says, "When you work where I work, by the time you get home, it's late. You've got to have a… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
Let those find fault whose wit's so very small, They've need to show that they can think at all; Errors, like straws,… — John Dryden Copy Share Image
I swear to much for this to be a television special. Did you guys ever have your mouth washed out with soap?… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
The fangs of a bear, and the tusks of a wild boar, do not bite worse and make deeper gashes than a… — James Howell Copy Share Image
The urge to pass new laws must be seen as an illness, not much different from the urge to bite old women.… — Auberon Waugh Copy Share Image
In my dreams I gorge on chocolates, I roll in chocolates, and their texture is not brittle but soft as flesh, like… — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
The battles, the fights, the bruises, the bites. That's the way true love grows. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Bite on the bullet, old man, and don't let them think you're afraid. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
When things don't go your way, it bites you from within, and you have to find a way to get out of… — Shikhar Dhawan Copy Share Image
Better one bite at forty, of truths bitter rind, than the hot wine that gushed from the vintage of twenty. — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
I can't pretend that I did one really awful thing - I took a bite out of the apple but now I'm… — John Edgar Wideman Copy Share Image
Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The dog which remembers only to bark and not to bite, and is led through the streets as a lady's pet, is… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
Today we speak, but first we spoke; faucets leak, but never loke. Today we write, but first we wrote; we bite our… — Richard Lederer Copy Share Image
A Georgia peach, a real Georgia peach, a backyard great-grandmother's orchard peach, is as thickly furred as a sweater, and so fluent… — Melissa Fay Greene Copy Share Image
Why is the world round? Why do the suckas bite? Why do the freaks come out at night? Why they paint Jesus… — Lee Majors Copy Share Image
TZETZE (or TSETSE) FLY, n. An African insect ("Glossina morsitans") whose bite is commonly regarded as nature's most efficacious remedy for insomnia,… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
... in the future a typical factory will host three workers: a man, a computer and a dog. The computer will do… — Todd G. Buchholz Copy Share Image
Blot out, correct, insert, refine, enlarge, diminish, interline. Be mindful, when invention fails. To scratch your head and bite your nails. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Never upstage a man. Don't top his joke, even if you have to bite your tongue to keep from doing it. Never… — Arlene Dahl Copy Share Image
Atrocities are now shown in 30-second bites. Hardcore artistic horror is an expression of hating your neighbour. The gruesome imagination feeds on… — Calvin Seerveld Copy Share Image
“What does that mean? Making out?" Galen says between bites. Emma puts her fork down. "It means, Galen, that you'll need to… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff it, shank… — Cary Middlecoff Copy Share Image
I think the daily challenge for a lot of beat reporters is, how do you get past the regurgitated sound bites of… — Sarah Stillman Copy Share Image
The world we inhabit is abundant beyond our wildest imagination. There are trees, dreams, sunrises; there are thunderstorms, shadows, rivers; there are… — Paul Feyerabend Copy Share Image
Broadcasters or politicians or writers who think that they are respecting Struggle Street, the battlers, by dumbing things down into one-line sound… — Malcolm Turnbull Copy Share Image
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