Dear Santa… you'se a bitch nigga... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bitch ASS nigga...i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bitch move santa...i'm comin for that ass again... until you pay what… — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
Granddad…He beat you like a pinata! Hey...We can rent Granddad out for Mexican Birthday parties. We can call him…Senior Pinata! Hola, Senior Pinata! — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw… — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
That how it starts, you know. Takin' bitches out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest… — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
Gay? ha ha, what is you, crazy? gay... haha...What I had said was them dudes knocked me upside my head, and I DREAMED Gangstalicious… — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
You supposed to be in charge. You supposed to the leader. Lead us to some breakfast then nigga! — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
So this is the message you wanna send to the young youth out here like myself thats tryna do the right thing and not… — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
The police. Thank god for the… I mean... who snitch!? Who called the popo — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
First of all, I'ma live forever, but if I do die I'ma smack God upside the head and tell him to get me a… — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
I'm the most not gay nigga of all the most not gay niggas in the world. — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
