“My good sense bitch slapped my estrogen and told her to get a grip.” — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Damn. Sometimes I really could be a cold-hearted, insensitive bitch.” — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
Listen here, you beautiful bitch. I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
“The bitch does not stop moving to her own rhythm. This, in and of itself, prevents her from becoming off-balance like a… — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
She can be your best friend, worst enemy, real bitch or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I decided to boss up, lifes a bitch and I caught her. Dont always fuck me good, Im just too cheap to… — Wale Copy Share Image
Bitch listen I'm not funna envy yhu u makin me achoo!(snezze)gurl I'm allegic to yhu ya fake hoee cough cough — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now it's a Stoley. Gimme the watch! Looking like a Mississippi pimp. Bitch better have my sweet potatoes. Ho, ho, ho, motherfucker! — Santa Claus Copy Share Image
Got a bad bitch in my swimming pool. We the type of crew to get fresh just to sit in the living… — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
Yes , iAm A BITCH ;; A (B)eautiful (I)ndividual (T)hat (C)reatesx (H)atersx ! Dnt Evr Get iiT Twisted . <3 StraiqhtLikeDhatFoo . — Sia Cliche Copy Share Image
My dog: Nala. My cat: Nelly. Nelly is a bitch (see the irony there?) who tries to escape her prison (my house)… — Alla Copy Share Image
“If you need to clear the air with these gentlemen, better remove yourself from the car!” Julia’s boyfriend, or whatever he was,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch, whore; you slammed the door. Cunt, slut; You started to cut. Ugly, fat; It was the cat. Pathetic, lame; to them… — Patience Copy Share Image
If you hate me...fuck you,if you think I'm ugly...fuck you,if you think I'm a bitch...fuck you,if you think I'm a hoe...fuck you...honestly… — Ivy Copy Share Image
“I want you to know that when it comes, when it all falls down, it’s your fault, you worthless, stupid bitch. I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Get over it, Greg, seriously. I do not need a f**king dad tonight. You know what I need, my best friends, alcohol… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
All these bitches is my sons And I'ma go and get some bibs for 'em A couple formulas, little pretty lids on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Just shut your mouth, you ignorant twat." "Aw, Dallas, he called me a twat. How come you get to be a bitch,… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
Oh I see you shine bright like a diamond huh? Well that's cool. I think I'll pass on my value and worth… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
