Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I wish I was a bit shorter, as I think shorter people have better walks. Freddie Fox, the actor, is shorter than… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead? — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
Once you start doing a lot, you don't ever want to stop working. It feels weird if you're not doing something. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I was the first person in the world to audition for 'The Hobbit'. The casting director told me that when I went in. That's… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public school behave in the right way, but… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
