Biscuit eaters never leave any crumbs, that is why they have bigger bums!.. — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune. — David Pleat Copy Share Image
“If something’s worth doing, then it’s worth doing properly, even if it is only offering a biscuit with a cup of tea.” — Hazel Gaynor Copy Share Image
I want you to know that you're the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat. — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
Biscuits are sweet things in Britain, and apparently in America a biscuit is something like a scone, something savory that you'd have… — Mini Grey Copy Share Image
You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why? — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'. — H. G. Wells Copy Share Image
“What's it like here? There's a biscuit factory next door. We get the broken ones.” — Hiedi Thomas Jennifer Worth Copy Share Image
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me… — Clement Freud Copy Share Image
If you want my Tim Hortons order, I do get the egg and sausage and cheese on a biscuit. One is usually… — Vanessa Williams Copy Share Image
Miss me kiss me now she wanna lick me, Never eva broke so you ain't gotta fix me, Skinny jeans keep a… — New Boyz Copy Share Image
“There's so much to lose." "There always is," she said. I sighed and reached for another biscuit. "Are you always this wise,… — Paula McLain Copy Share Image
“Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, you don’t know how to dance, do you, Josephine?” I didn’t know how… — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
Its called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, when it opens up, and ummmmYou know, it does. It… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
All biscuits are dusty, and that's what you need to add butter! You need to add things to a biscuit because they're… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren’t having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Magnus held up a warning finger. "Don't overstep yourself, biscuit," he said, and moved past them, disappearing into the crowd around the… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“How dare you give the poor woman trouble over those nasty biscuits! If you made biscuits worth eating, sir, perhaps she wouldn’t… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“Molly was up now, sitting in the kitchen nursing the babies and instructing Mrs. Bienenstock on how to make biscuits. “Don’t pound… — Tracy Chevalier Copy Share Image
I've had broken bones and cuts and dashes and tears from movies, but when I was five, my mom put the biscuits… — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
The first thing I do when I come to work, I say hello to my dogs and give them one biscuit each.… — Stefano Gabbana Copy Share Image
I cannot go any further without mentioning my favourite biscuit of all time, now sadly, tragically, extinct. The oaty, crumbly, demerara notes… — Nigel Slater Copy Share Image
Baby I wanna Give you the business. After that sop you up with a biscuit. — Red Cafe Copy Share Image
“For the next several minutes nothing much happened, biscuit wise.” — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
