“For the next several minutes nothing much happened, biscuit wise.” — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why? — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'. — H. G. Wells Copy Share Image
“What's it like here? There's a biscuit factory next door. We get the broken ones.” — Hiedi Thomas Jennifer Worth Copy Share Image
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me… — Clement Freud Copy Share Image
You are giving a little man a biscuit to eat, and you put a barrel of flour more taxes on top of… — Huey Long Copy Share Image
“Lady, before you got here we were riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels.” — Ghostrider Copy Share Image
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren’t having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Magnus held up a warning finger. "Don't overstep yourself, biscuit," he said, and moved past them, disappearing into the crowd around the… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
For me to have a cheeky little biscuit, it's not going to hurt. But I need to control those indulgences. I can't… — Anthony Joshua Copy Share Image
My father was the marketing director of a biscuit manufacturer in Berkshire. It meant that every Friday he brought home huge bags… — Chris Tarrant Copy Share Image
“Ben sighed, his mouth crammed with biscuit. "You don't trust us at all, do you? You think we're going to whip out… — Kate Saunders Copy Share Image
“I saw the animal's body tense expectantly as he saw the treat in my palm. Unfortunately, it seemed in question as to… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Think, bud. Fierce immortal who likes to gamble in Sin’s casino, wear tacky shirts, and watch anime.” – Zarek “Old Bear?” –… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
If you want my Tim Hortons order, I do get the egg and sausage and cheese on a biscuit. One is usually… — Vanessa Williams Copy Share Image
“Molly was up now, sitting in the kitchen nursing the babies and instructing Mrs. Bienenstock on how to make biscuits. “Don’t pound… — Tracy Chevalier Copy Share Image
I've had broken bones and cuts and dashes and tears from movies, but when I was five, my mom put the biscuits… — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
The first thing I do when I come to work, I say hello to my dogs and give them one biscuit each.… — Stefano Gabbana Copy Share Image
I cannot go any further without mentioning my favourite biscuit of all time, now sadly, tragically, extinct. The oaty, crumbly, demerara notes… — Nigel Slater Copy Share Image
“How dare you give the poor woman trouble over those nasty biscuits! If you made biscuits worth eating, sir, perhaps she wouldn’t… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
Biscuit eaters never leave any crumbs, that is why they have bigger bums!.. — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
