I thoroughly enjoy my children's birthdays, despite the fact their parties are an apocalyptic mix of hall-booking, Nerf-gun-hiring, refreshment-organising and talking to parents whose names you've forgotten. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
Because let's be clear about this: birthdays are for children. It's the one day of the year where they get properly spoilt and are the centre of attention, and they get the presents they really, really want. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
Years later, when I was working as a trolley wally in a supermarket, I tackled the boredom by talking to the customers in as… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
I owe much of my success to Seann Walsh. He kept recommending me for Live At The Apollo until eventually the producers offered me… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
It's much easier for the vegan to remain at home and do their own Christmas dinner. That way, you can enjoy your food without… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
My obsession with hip-hop has given me an addiction to trainers, which are very much a young person's game, and I am known to… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
My childhood memories are filled with hugs and kisses from both my mum and dad. My mum has a thing about kissing you an… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
I don't believe in make-or-break moments in your life. If you screw something up, it can knock you down, but that only means you'll… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
I will admit to being slightly embarrassed that I am getting tattoos relatively late in life. Tattoos are meant to be something you get… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
New Year's resolutions have always been something to beat myself up with by the second week of January. It seems perverse to set yourself… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
I worry about my children, actually. I'm trying to give them a decent upbringing but I sometimes worry that that means they're going to… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
I know you're supposed to love yourself, but I really hate the way I look. When I look in the mirror I'm so disgusted… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
Our house was repossessed and we lived in a B&B until we got a council house. It was a struggle, but Mum just got… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
I have never worried about having my finger on the pulse, because I consume music and cinema voraciously, and assumed that meant I would… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
If you're racist and you come out and say it's because of Brexit, then great. Then I know definitely not to talk to you,… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
I would not have succeeded as a comedian had I not had some hugely lucky breaks. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
