If you feel bit lonely, 4gotten or just need someone to cheer you up remember…you can always change ur birthday on facebook. — Munna Copy Share Image
We don't celebrate birthdays in our family; the money was always given towards social causes. — Urmila Matondkar Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Birthdays some years ago: 'Wow! Look at all these presents!' Birthdays now: 'Wow! Look at all these notifications!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“A thorough inspection of the birthday suit revealed a number of holes.” — Les Coleman Copy Share Image
You're always on your toes for us all year round But to celebrate your life, there's a special reason that we've found… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never had little brothers, so I was totally not used to hearing a lot of cussing at a young age! I… — Danica McKellar Copy Share Image
“corner and so was her birthday. That damned day that tradition stated she should have gone through her transition. Only she hadn’t… — Jez Strider Copy Share Image
What goes on in Europe concerns us greatly because, if Europe comes apart, the E.U. comes apart, then you're going to have… — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image
If I had to live again I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are… — Christy Moore Copy Share Image
Sweetheart! U r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here's a wish 4 my darling... may all your dreams… — Move-on07 Copy Share Image
I have friends who hide in their bedroom for three days every time they have another birthday. That's what brings the wrinkles!… — Maria Conchita Alonso Copy Share Image
My poor kids have accepted that being dropped off late to birthday parties, practices, and yes, school, is just part of the… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
Someone told me that it was your Birthday. hahaha. Although we barley talk, I wish you the best. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Dwayne:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't set up screenings. I can barely plan my kid's birthday party. — Becky Albertalli Copy Share Image
“I’ve been thinking about you lately.’ 'Puhlease. You think about me as much as you do money in a birthday card.” — Maria Lewis Copy Share Image
That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity. — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
“Birthdays should come every day. Especially when you missed so many as a kid.” — Kate Angell Copy Share Image
In a bar mitzvah, you do the candle-lighting ceremony with the cake. Every birthday, the cake is the big moment. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
Did you know that you share a birthday with at least 9 million people in the world? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There is no need to be a psychic in order to predict that your 21st Birthday party will be the most awesome… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nicole Richie invited me to her birthday party, and it was at Michael Jackson's Neverland! — Gaby Hoffmann Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present. — Eddy Sims Copy Share Image
On my 7th birthday, in 1970, I left India and came to America: to this land of incredible opportunity. — Shiva Ayyadurai Copy Share Image
Thanks for all the birthday love! I feel like the luckiest girl in the world today! — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
You mean everything to me ¦ I Love You ¦ HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a day as special as you are! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fool's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last night was like I miss you, lets make up & happy birthday sex all gift wrap in one !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“But I recently celebrated my thirtieth birthday and became acutely aware of my age, and the passing of time.” — Judith Kinghorn Copy Share Image
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony Copy Share Image
“The day she realized they were never meant to be, is the day she now calls her - Birthday.” — Alfa H Copy Share Image
“Tucker: "But she gave me the perfect gift." Clara: "What?" Tucker: "You.” — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
