“I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army. — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
It turns out I share a birthday with Jose Mourinho. He is exactly 10 years older than me. — Brendan Rodgers Copy Share Image
“If everybody was treated like they matter — everyday; birthdays wouldn’t be so *special.*” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Have a lovely 65th… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your girlfriends birthday is to forget it once! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded, standing back to back.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
One thing that was really dope for me was that my dad had a '78 Corvette, '78 or '76 Corvette all my… — Sevyn Streeter Copy Share Image
On your birthday today, don't Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect As you've reached 60, you want to be happy, Trust… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
God created you and sent you into this world for a purpose. It is your duty to fulfill God's purpose. May the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today more than ever we need creative minds to address the issues of the age. And one of the most urgent is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was a word in the dictionary to describe a woman as loving, wonderful, nurturing, caring and affectionate like you, I'd… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
Thanks a lot for coming to my birthday. Let me I almost stretched myself to pick you from home and drop you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you for being a part of my special day and making it even more special. I am so fortunate to have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We think of the Warped Tour as kind of like everyone's big birthday party. — Chad Gilbert Copy Share Image
“A happy birthday is measured not in the amount one of gifts, but in the amount one is loved.” — Todd Stocker Copy Share Image
Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One. — Margaret Jones Copy Share Image
We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it — Jules Renard Copy Share Image
I think Christmas is about celebration and come on, on the inside everyone wants to dance. — TobyMac Copy Share Image
You will soon start a new phase of life! But that can wait until you are older. Enjoy another year of being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Celebration...let's all celebrate and have a good time...celebration we go celebrate and have a good time. — Kool And The Gang Copy Share Image
Http://www.searchquotes.com/Crystal:P/:: Happy birthday Crystal hope u have the greatest birthday ever Girl… — Maria Copy Share Image
I was concerned about being 40 and for my 40th birthday my wish was to go see Cher, and I got to… — Martie Maguire Copy Share Image
In every death is a celebration; in every ecstasy, one little death. — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your Truly ready to die ,then thats when you really become alive ! — Milliton MUNNEY Copy Share Image
Thanks for all your warm and earnest wishes. I really appreciate them. My birthday would have not been the same without them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Did you get Mom a birthday present?" Helen asked. "Yes," Gansey replied. "Myself." Helen said, "The gift that keeps on giving.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't expect gifts on your birthday, because when you were born you already received the greatest gift, existence!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“An anniversary is a celebration of the triumph and tragedy of love.” — Debasish Mridha Copy Share Image
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as… — Robert Staughton Lynd Copy Share Image
“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I think being able to age gracefully is a very important talent. It is too late for me. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
I feel like my sixteenth birthday and the time I graduated from high school, and the first time I flew solo all… — Dalton Trumbo Copy Share Image