Birthday at age 5: Wow! Look at all these presents! Birthday Now: Damn, look at all these notifications!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
May God grant you the strength to blow out all those candles on your cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The Day of the Dead is a joyful celebration when you can connect with and remember your ancestors. — Anthony Gonzalez Copy Share Image
A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Thank you for understanding and trusting me so much. But most of all thank you for standing by my side and believing,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In traditional 'Swan Lakes,' it's Prince Siegfried's 21st-birthday celebration, his coming-of-age. The entire court, from his mother the Queen on down, is… — Robert Gottlieb Copy Share Image
For me, normal means freedom to live life as we choose, from cramming into packed planes to go on holiday to crowding… — Claire Fox Copy Share Image
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Instead of saying that I hope you will have many great things in life to come, I'd like to say that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On your birthday . . . Have a cuppa, kick off your shoes, sit back and relax ? you deserve it! Best… — Margaret Jones Copy Share Image
I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
I was honoured when they asked me to appear at the president's birthday rally in Madison Square Garden. There was like a… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Come and put your name on it Put your name on it Come and put your name on it Your name Bet… — Rihanna Copy Share Image
“Intriguing." He sits back down. "I should do a study on the mass conditioning of people to harmonize with the birthday song.… — Eva Morgan Copy Share Image
“Happy birthday. Your thirteenth is important. Maybe your first really public day. Your thirteenth is the chance for people to recognize that… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Are you sure you’re not too tired?” Taylor taunted, lacing her fingers through his hair and pulling him between her legs. “Although… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Here's wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are times I have to diet 16 weeks at a go, and I had to miss out on stuff I love,… — Ronnie Coleman Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I used to go to the U.S. Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds. — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
As your silence grows; your friendliness, your love grows; your life becomes a moment-to-moment dance, a joy, a celebration. — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I remember, after getting my very first CD player for a birthday, I immediately purchased the soundtrack to the movie 'Grease.' — Vincent Rodriguez III Copy Share Image
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30. — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
Childhood itself is scarcely more lovely than a cheerful, kindly, sunshiny old age. — Lydia M. Child Copy Share Image
On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner Copy Share Image
I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and… — Barry White Copy Share Image
“Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once.” — Various Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last. — Al Forman Copy Share Image
“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita — Maxine Copy Share Image
May your birthday be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter, love, and cheer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“to be honest, a birthday is just another day. all that is happening is you getting older.” — Aiiden+⊹ Copy Share Image
