We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Don't pray for forgiveness for eating too much cake, just exercise more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy with the chance; the last half consists of the chance without… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Almost every one of my various zero numbered birthdays has had a big concert in London and often in Paris. — Elliott Carter Copy Share Image
I'm in the pleasant position announcing you that you are able to drink and gamble from now on. Happy 21st Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to gift someone on their birthday then sen them a gift in farmville — Kushal Copy Share Image
Excellent anthology... a celebration of our goodness and our potential for growth. The sense of celebration is stretched by the beautiful photographs. — Joseph C Zinker Copy Share Image
What do I want for my birthday? I think I finally know. I want us to lay in bed together, stare out… — LJD Copy Share Image
“We are all prisoners of our birthdays," I said, "Though we try to transcend them. We are creatures of our times, and… — Jo Graham Copy Share Image
I wish you a happy birthday, a nice life, full of joy, and I desire you continue in your mission of being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake… — Gloria Stuart Copy Share Image
“You are getting a wooden leg for your birthday, and you are going to love it. Incidentally, this means removing your leg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Those who think they can revive the stinking corpse of the usurping and fake Israeli regime by throwing a birthday party are… — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Copy Share Image
There's a gift in your lap and it's beautifully wrapped and it's not your birthday. You feel wonderful, you feel like somebody… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
Ask any teenage girl to describe her perfect bedroom, and you'll get answers like 'a room with a private phone line, a… — Candice Olson Copy Share Image
We invest less in our friendships and expect more of friends than any other relationship. We spend days working out where to… — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
I first learned that there were black people living in some place called other than the United States in the western hemisphere… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
“Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not… — Larry David Copy Share Image
To my mom (RIP)thank you for giving birth to me this day.you held me in your arms that day and put up… — Jennifer Vickers Copy Share Image
“Cheerios One bright morning in a restaurant in Chicago as I waited for my eggs and toast, I opened the Tribune only… — Billy Collins Copy Share Image
When I was young and it was someone's birthday, I didn't have the money to buy nice presents so I would take… — David Henrie Copy Share Image
“We Love the Illusion of Birthdays every year but ignore the Reality Death. If death ends the story absolutely it is unreasonable… — Ajay Chandan Copy Share Image
Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if you forget their birthday. — Jason Fundora Copy Share Image
I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. — Sarah Sutton Copy Share Image
You have the freedomness to celebrationalise your birthday according to your own preferentation. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“She would rather be alone in her room than alone in the midst of a celebration she was not a part of.” — Malinda Lo Copy Share Image
“This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“I'm grateful for the marker days, holidays, birthdays, anniversaries that remind us to not let the difficult overcome the good.” — Alexandra Kuykendall Copy Share Image
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. — Ellen Glasgow Copy Share Image
Rich is what I wanna get like gifts but you need blow to get your birthday wish. — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
On your birthday, today, I wish you a year with loads of fun, excitement and beautiful memories. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My sentence formally was imposed on my mothers 50th Birthday January 24th 1983. The jury recommended it July 1st 1982. — Nick Yarris Copy Share Image
As soon as I became a mom, my birthday stopped having any meaning whatsoever. — Marisol Nichols Copy Share Image
Sorry an entire year still wasn't enough time for me to buy you a birthday present. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My brother's 5th birthday presents...everyone attacked him for em hehe :D — Savannah J Copy Share Image
“Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.” — Anne Burack Sayre Copy Share Image
“Fornication: Do it for the kids. Just not at their birthday parties.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
